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How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?
Border collie: Just one. And then Iíll replace any wiring thatís not up to code.
Dachshund: You know I canít reach that stupid lamp!
Rottweiler: Make me!
Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb? Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!
German Shepherd: I’ll change it as soon as I’ve led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven’t missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
Jack Russell Terrier Iíll just pop it in while Iím bouncing off the walls and furniture.
Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I’m sorry, but I donít see a light bulb!
Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
Chihuahua: ? Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or “We donít need no stinking light bulb.”
Greyhound: It isn’t moving. Who cares?
Australian Shepherd: First, I’ll put all the light bulbs in a little circle
Poodle: Iíll just blow in the Border Collieís ear and heíll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
How many cats does it take to change a light bulb?
The Cat’s Answer:
Cats do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is, ìHow long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage? All of which proves, once again, that while dogs have masters, cats have staff.
If your breed is not listed in that joke, how would you word it for your dog?
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